Trumpet Jokes
How many trumpet
players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because the world revolves around
them!
What's the
difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?
Vibrato, though you can minimize this
difference by holding the chain saw very still.
What is a
gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet,
but doesn't.
How many trumpets
does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
What's the
difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and
earn money.
How to trumpet
players traditionally greet each other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than
you."
How do you
know when a trumpet player is at your door?
Why can't
a gorilla play trumpet?
What do trumpet
players use for birth control?
What did little
Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when
I grow up?"
"But Johnny, you can't do both."
What would
a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars?
Continue to play gigs until the money
ran out.
How many trumpet
players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four
to tell him how much better they could have done it.
Why did the
chicken cross the road?
To get away from the trumpet players.
How do you
improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
What do you
call a lead trumpet player with half a brain?
What's the
first thing a trumpet player says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
How many trumpet
players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four
to contemplate how Louie Armstrong would have done it.
How many second trumpet players does it
take to change a lightbulb?
None - They don't go up that high!
Do you play the Trumpet Voluntary?
No, my parents made me do it.
Received from Harry Danielsen harryd@online.no
- additions from Neville Young nevilley@globalnet.co.uk